Shark Jokes

Another blog theft by me, but in light of the Sharks dropping their first game and the Shark fan picture I posted yesterday, I couldn’t resist.  By the way, I’ve worked in Silicon Valley and even played some hockey there and have a lot of friends in the area, but just the same …

Q. What do you call 30 millionaires around a TV watching the Stanley Cup Finals?
A. The San Jose Sharks
Q. What do you call a San Jose Shark with a Stanley Cup ring?
A. A thief.

Q. How many San Jose Sharks does it take to win a Stanley Cup?
A. Nobody knows and we may never find out.

Q. What do the San Jose Sharks and the Titanic have in common?

A. They both look good until they hit the ice.
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