No, Joe didn’t write this, but feel free to threaten The Dispatch with cancelling your subscription anyway.
Blue Jackets, Columbus. Main goal in life is to one day set off that canon. Openly admits to being proud of hosting the 2007 NHL Draft successfully. Would attend more games if team changed it’s name to Buckeyes. Committed to carrying the flag, whatever that means.
You can find a satirical comment on each team here. Enjoy them for what they are, honest fun.