I’m trying to watch the North Dakota-New Hampshire HOCKEY game, an NCAA Tournament Game, and you have a routine lacrosse game on. And you won’t even bother to make it available on an alternate channel. The lax game is not a championship or important event, just a bunch of white, suburban kids running around who are totally incapable of ending this damn thing so I can see the hockey game.
Way to go, ESPN. A total waste of Melrose and Buccigross.
***UPDATE: STILL SUCKING***
I missed the whole first period, ESPN. You know, this might be interesting if you were showing a Duke lax game, because it would have hookers and strippers. Or maybe you could have Dublin Coffman on with their history of sodomy.
Oh great, another f*#@ing timeout.
***UPDATE: 6th OT***
Can’t anybody here play this game? Grab the ball and shoot it, preferably at the goal, you morons. Great, another f*#@ing save on a bad shot. How about another timeout? Have the coach draw up another useless play for you guys.
***UPDATE: The nightmare is over***
One of the players put that thingy into the goal! So quit the game, ESPN. Don’t even think about a post-game show. Nobody cares.